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2009 BMW 1-Series M-SPORT Coupe (2 door)
 

$18,500

2009 BMW 1-Series M-SPORT Coupe (2 door)

Immaculate condition metalic white 09 BMW 128i with m series sports package suspension, 17" alloy bmw rims, steering wheel and shifter. Sport black leather power hea...

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2007 Volvo C70 Coupe (2 door)
 

$17,000

2007 Volvo C70 Coupe (2 door)

Make Volvo Model C70 Kilometers 60000 Body Type Coupe (2 door) Transmission Automatic Colour Red Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD) Type Used Fuel Typ...

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2007 BMW 328xi M package Coupe (2 door)
 

$12,999

2007 BMW 328xi M package Coupe (2 door)

NOTE: IT HAS 100,000 KM not miles, IT IS CLEAN TITLE , ONLY SERIOUS PEOPLE WITH CASH OTHERS WILL BE IGNORED. REASON FOR SELLING : It was purchased a year ago...

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1992 Mazda rx7 fd3s
 

$14,500

1992 Mazda rx7 fd3s

Make Mazda Model RX-7 Kilometers 126000 Body Type Coupe (2 door) Transmission Manual Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD) Type Used Fuel Type Gasoline ...

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2009 Ford Flex SEL
 

$10,300

2009 Ford Flex SEL

Mechanical Equipment 3.16 axle ratio 3.5L 24-valve V6 Duratec engine Bright polished exhaust tips EasyFuel capless fuelling system Front wheel drive Pwr steeri...

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2010 Mazda MAZDA3 *SPORT GX* / .AUTO. AC . Cruise Control
 

$11,350

2010 Mazda MAZDA3 *SPORT GX* / .AUTO. AC . Cruise Control

Optional Equipment Air Conditioning Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS) Dual Airbag Keyless Entry Power Steering Power Windows Bucket Seats Cruise Control Passenger Airb...

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2009 Volkswagen Routan STOW N’GO – ALL PWR GROUP! ACCIDENT FREE!
 

$11,987

2009 Volkswagen Routan STOW N’GO – ALL PWR GROUP! ACCIDENT FREE...

Optional Equipment Air Conditioning Alloy Wheels Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS) CD player Fog Lights Keyless Entry Power Mirrors Power Windows Tilt Steering Tow Pa...

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2003 acura rsx base must see quick sell
 

$5,500

2003 acura rsx base must see quick sell

I have a very clean 2003 acura rsx premium 160 km engine swapt New brakes last month Cali converter done Cv shafts changed New exhaust Short ram intake Subwoo...

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2005 Mazda 3 GT
 

$5,795

2005 Mazda 3 GT

$5795 Plus HST, Licence and registration Certified and e-tested New Back Brakes Full GT package 2.3L 6 speaker premium sound system leather seats Very cl...

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2008 Ford Escape Limited leather sunroof 4wd v6
 

$8,500

2008 Ford Escape Limited leather sunroof 4wd v6

Optional Equipment Air Conditioning Alloy Wheels Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS) Anti-Theft CD player Driver Side Airbag Dual Airbag Fog Lights Intermittent Wipers ...

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2004 Toyota Camry 4dr Sdn XLE Auto
 

$8,900

2004 Toyota Camry 4dr Sdn XLE Auto

Optional Equipment Cloth Upholstery Power Tilt/Sliding Sunroof -OEM Passenger Front Airbag Driver Side Impact Airbag Passenger Side Curtain Airbag Driver Side ...

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2002 Volkswagen GLI LOW KL
 

$6,800

2002 Volkswagen GLI LOW KL

Make Volkswagen Model GLI Kilometers 134000 Body Type Sedan Transmission Manual Colour Silver Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD) Type Used Fuel Type ...

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2005 HONDA CIVIC SPECIAL EDITION COUPE…MINT COND
 

$5,250

2005 HONDA CIVIC SPECIAL EDITION COUPE…MINT COND

.....WE INCLUDE EVERYTHING........BBB A+ RATING........NO EXTRA FEES.......ONE OWNER, WE HAVE ALL THE SERVICE RECORDS AND HISTORY......PRIDE OF OWNERSHIP SHOWS.........

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2011 Ford Mustang G T Convertible
 

$26,500

2011 Ford Mustang G T Convertible

Make Ford Model Mustang Kilometers 36485 Body Type Convertible Transmission Manual Colour Red Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD) Type Used Fuel Type G...

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2010 Honda Accord EX-L
 

$15,900

2010 Honda Accord EX-L

Eastside GM 2010 Honda Accord EX-L Get your hands on this Honda Accord Coupe 2.4L automatic E-XL that comes extremely welling equipped with leather, sunroof, tract...

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2009 BMW 1-Series M-SPORT Coupe (2 door)

| | August 11, 2014

Immaculate condition metalic white 09 BMW 128i with m series sports package suspension, 17″ alloy bmw rims, steering wheel and shifter. Sport black leather power heated seats.

Built in bluetooth for handsfree talking.
BMW road assist.
Power windows, moonroof and seats.
Aux input.
Remote keyless entry and trunk release.
Xenon headlights and fog lights
Dual climate control
ABS disk brakes
Heated seats

NEVER WINTER DRIVEN. NO ACCIDENTS OR CLAIMS EVER. CLEAN TITLE. ALL SERVICE RECORDS FROM BMW. CARPROOF INCLUDED

Car is showroom condition. 10/10. Certification, E-test, carproof and taxes included in PRICE! Price reduced for quick sale as we are expecting a child and need 4 door sedan. Serious inquiries only please. Low ball offers ignored.

Contact Seller : 416-918-9955


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2007 Volvo C70 Coupe (2 door)

| | August 11, 2014

Make Volvo
Model C70
Kilometers 60000
Body Type Coupe (2 door)
Transmission Automatic
Colour Red
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline

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2007 BMW 328xi M package Coupe (2 door)

| | August 11, 2014

NOTE: IT HAS 100,000 KM not miles, IT IS CLEAN TITLE ,
ONLY SERIOUS PEOPLE WITH CASH OTHERS WILL BE
IGNORED.

REASON FOR SELLING : It was purchased a year ago as a temporary car. Brand new car on the way .

PLEASE EVALUATE YOUR BUDGET BEFORE CONTACTING ME , IF NOT WITHIN YOUR RANGE LOOK FOR SOMETHING ELSE , BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEST DEAL ON THE MARKET.

Hello I’m selling my 2007 BMW 328xi AWD Coupe ,automatic 19″ inch M wheels. M package , M seats , M steering wheel , M front bumper lip. Fully loaded , all possible options are there. Xenon lights , self adjusted . Angel lights , LED turn signals .

Car has new serpentine belt, new oxygen sensor, newer tires. No rust at all.
Car will come with two sets of tires and rims , exact the same style as 19″ but 16″ . Emission test is done , safety can be arranged. It’s a usa vehicle. Once again car is in KM not miles.Please call to arrange viewing 6476885111

HOPE I MADE IT CLEAR, PLEASE VALUE OURS TIME

Contact Seller : 6476885111


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1992 Mazda rx7 fd3s

| | August 11, 2014

Make Mazda
Model RX-7
Kilometers 126000
Body Type Coupe (2 door)
Transmission Manual
Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline

Contact Seller : 9059223621


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2009 Ford Flex SEL

| | August 11, 2014

Mechanical Equipment
3.16 axle ratio
3.5L 24-valve V6 Duratec engine
Bright polished exhaust tips
EasyFuel capless fuelling system
Front wheel drive
Pwr steering
Interior Equipment
(12) cup/bottle holders
(2) coat hooks
(3) grab handles
(4) 12V pwr points
Anti-theft perimeter alarm
Battery saver w/accessory delay
Cockpit Integrated Display -inc: compass, driver/passenger temp, outside temp
Dual zone air conditioning w/automatic temp control
Electrochromic rearview mirror
Front row centre console w/armrest, storage
Front seatback map pockets
Grocery bag hooks in cargo area
Instrument panel storage bin
Instrumentation -inc: tachometer, lamp outage, low washer fluid, low oil pressure, oil change, door ajar, liftgate ajar & low coolant
Exterior Equipment
17″ spare tire & wheel
18″ machined aluminum wheels
Body colour manual-folding heated pwr mirrors
Chrome beltline
Chrome door handles
Chrome tri-bar front grille
Dual beam wiper-activated auto headlamps
Fog lamps
Front intermittent speed-sensitive wipers
P235/60R18 all-season BSW tires
Safety Equipment
All-row Safety Canopy w/rollover sensor
Child safety rear door locks
Driver & front passenger dual stage air bags w/passenger sensing system
Driver/front passenger BeltMinder system
Front seat side impact airbags
LATCH (Lower Anchors & Tethers for CHildren) system
Personal safety system -inc: safety belt pretensioners, load-limiting retractors, driver seat position sensing & crash severity sensing
Optional Equipment
Intermittent Wipers
Keyless Entry
Power Windows
Rear Defroster
Roof Rack
Tilt Steering
Heated Seats
Power Locks
Satellite Radio
3rd Row Seating
Cloth Interior
Digital Clock
Map Lights
Rear Window Wiper
Tinted Windows

Contact Seller : (877) 704-6781


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2010 Mazda MAZDA3 *SPORT GX* / .AUTO. AC . Cruise Control

| | August 11, 2014

Optional Equipment
Air Conditioning
Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS)
Dual Airbag
Keyless Entry
Power Steering
Power Windows
Bucket Seats
Cruise Control
Passenger Airbag
Cup Holder
Power Door Locks

Contact Seller : (519) 342-2614


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2009 Volkswagen Routan STOW N’GO – ALL PWR GROUP! ACCIDENT FREE!

| | August 11, 2014

Optional Equipment
Air Conditioning
Alloy Wheels
Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS)
CD player
Fog Lights
Keyless Entry
Power Mirrors
Power Windows
Tilt Steering
Tow Package
Heated Seats
Leather Interior
Running Boards
Heated Mirrors
Auxiliary 12v Outlet
Power Door Locks
Traction Control System

Contact Seller : (519) 686-7253


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2003 acura rsx base must see quick sell

| | August 11, 2014

I have a very clean 2003 acura rsx premium
160 km engine swapt
New brakes last month
Cali converter done
Cv shafts changed
New exhaust
Short ram intake
Subwoofers
Tinted windows
Tailights included
New pioneer deck installed
Car is very clean kept in very good condition check ups done every month
Engine swapt done by previous owner has 160 km
Check engine light on something small just need to change o2 sensors

Contact Seller : 9055720815


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2005 Mazda 3 GT

| | August 11, 2014

$5795 Plus HST, Licence and registration
Certified and e-tested
New Back Brakes
Full GT package 2.3L
6 speaker premium sound system
leather seats
Very clean, well maintained
Previously rust proofed
Sharp looking car drives great
VEHICLE OPTIONS:
Air Conditioning
Cruise control
Power locks
Power mirrors
Power steering
Remote keyless entry
Tilt wheel
Power windows
Rear window defroster
Tinted glass
CD player
Premium audio
Bucket seats
Leather seats
Airbag: driver
Airbag: passenger
Alarm
Anti-lock brakes
Alloy wheels
Roof rack
Sunroof/Moonroof

THF Auto Centre
35 Emily Street
Belleville ON
K8R 1A9

Contact Seller : 613-827-8500


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2008 Ford Escape Limited leather sunroof 4wd v6

| | August 11, 2014

Optional Equipment
Air Conditioning
Alloy Wheels
Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS)
Anti-Theft
CD player
Driver Side Airbag
Dual Airbag
Fog Lights
Intermittent Wipers
Keyless Entry
Power Brakes
Power Mirrors
Power Seat
Power Steering
Power Windows
Side Impact Airbag
Tilt Steering
Sunroof
Cruise Control
Heated Mirrors
Bucket Seats
Heated Seats
Leather Interior
Backup Sensor
Split Folding Rear Seats
Passenger Airbag
Satellite Radio
Auto On/Off Headlamps
Auxiliary 12v Outlet
Center Arm Rest
Child-Safety Locks
Cup Holder
Daytime Running Lights
Digital Clock
Door Map Pockets
Electronic Compass
Halogen Headlamps
Leather Wrap Wheel
Luggage Rack
Map Lights
Power-Assist Disc Brakes
Rear Window Defogger
Rear Window Wiper
Reclining Seats
Remote Trunk Release
Trip Computer
Tinted Windows
All Wheel Drive
Console
Deluxe AM/FM Etr Radio
Inside Hood Release
Power Adjustable Seat
Trip Odometer
Power Door Locks
Traction Control System
Climate Control

Contact Seller : (855) 971-9789


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2004 Toyota Camry 4dr Sdn XLE Auto

| | August 11, 2014

Optional Equipment
Cloth Upholstery
Power Tilt/Sliding Sunroof -OEM
Passenger Front Airbag
Driver Side Impact Airbag
Passenger Side Curtain Airbag
Driver Side Curtain Airbag
Driver Front Airbag
Traction Control
Power Steering
Intermittent Wipers
Cruise Control
Trip Computer
Tilt Steering Wheel
Power Brakes
ABS Brakes
Power Rear Side Windows
Anti Theft System -OEM
Power Driver Seat
Driver and Passenger Power Mirrors
Driver Lumbar
Power Windows
Power Locks
Electrochromic Rear View Mirror
Air Conditioning
Cassette
CD Player
CD Changer
MP3 Compatible
AM/FM Stereo
Auxiliary Power Outlet
Garage Door Opener
Keyless Remote
Alarm Fob -OEM
Remote Trunk Release
Jack
Compact Spare Tire
Gasoline
Rear-All Season Tires
Child Safety Locks
Child Seat Anchors
Center Seat Armrest
Rear Seat Side Curtain Airbags
Power Rear Window
Rear Floor Mats
Rear Window Defrost
Front Floor Mats
Bucket Seats
Daytime Running Lights
Bug Deflector
Fog Lights
Front-All Season Tires
Wheel Covers
OEM Wheels
Battery -OEM

Contact Seller : 1-866-980-6610


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2002 Volkswagen GLI LOW KL

| | August 11, 2014

Make Volkswagen
Model GLI
Kilometers 134000
Body Type Sedan
Transmission Manual
Colour Silver
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline

Contact Seller : 4168076851


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2005 HONDA CIVIC SPECIAL EDITION COUPE…MINT COND

| | August 11, 2014

…..WE INCLUDE EVERYTHING……..BBB A+ RATING……..NO EXTRA FEES…….ONE OWNER, WE HAVE ALL THE SERVICE RECORDS AND HISTORY……PRIDE OF OWNERSHIP SHOWS……EXTREMELY WELL MAINTAINED AND LOOKED AFTER.
……PARKED INDOOR ALWAYS…..BRAND NEW TIMING BELT.
…….EXTREMELY NICE AND SPORTY AND VERY FUEL EFFICIENT HONDA CIVIC.
……WORLD’S #1 SELLING AND MOST RELIABLE AND MOST POPULAR EFFICIENT SPORT COUPE.
…..GREAT CAR, DRIVES FANTASTIC…..LOOKS AWESOME TOO.
…..PERFECT CONDITION INSIDE AND OUT.
……DON’T MISS A GREAT CAR PURCHASE……COME HAVE A LOOK AND TEST DRIVE.
…ROOMY, AND PEPPY AND SMOOTH AND HANDLES GREAT……REALLY FUN FUEL EFFICIENT CAR TO OWN, IT CAN DO IT ALL.
……FEATURES, INCL; SE SPECIAL EDITION PKG., POWER LOCKS, MIRRORS, AIR COND., KEYLESS, ALARM, PREMIUM SOUND, SPORT PKG., LIGHTING GROUP, TINT, TILT, ABS, MULTIPLE AIR BAGS, PRIVACY COVER, SPORT MOLDINGS, PLUS MORE.
……PRICE INCLUDES ONE YEAR WARRANTY, SAFETY CERT., E-TEST, NEW BRAKES, NEW FLUIDS, NEW FILTERS, CAR-PROOF REPORT, FULLY DETAILED, FULLY CLEANED……HAS AWESOME TIRES……AND HAS A BRAND NEW TIMING BELT.
………CALL US………WARRANTY AUTO SALES……….OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK………416-751-6653………IN BUSINESS SINCE 1967.

Contact Seller : 416-751-6653


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2011 Ford Mustang G T Convertible

| | August 11, 2014

Make Ford
Model Mustang
Kilometers 36485
Body Type Convertible
Transmission Manual
Colour Red
Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline

Contact Seller : 5199711889


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2010 Honda Accord EX-L

| | August 11, 2014

Eastside GM
2010 Honda Accord EX-L
Get your hands on this Honda Accord Coupe 2.4L automatic E-XL that comes extremely welling equipped with leather, sunroof, traction control, alloy wheels and much more! Get Honda reliability at an extremely great value in this coupe!

Contact us directly to setup an appointment.

Eastside GM Chevrolet Buick GMC Corvette in Markham on Woodbine Avenue and Highway 7. #1 in Customer Satisfaction in Service for Vaughan, Richmond Hill, Unionville, Scarborough, Toronto & North York.

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Stock: 800412B
Transmission: 0
Engine: 2.4L I4 DOHC 16V i-VTEC
Cylinders: 0
Exterior(Colour):
Interior(Colour):
Number of Seats: 0

Interested? We’re here to serve you. To call, email, or see more of our dealership’s vehicles on Kijiji, please see “Poster Contact Information” on the right side of this page.

All of our advertised prices are plus HST and Licensing. Mileage is posted at the time of arrival.

Drivetrain Features
Front Wheel Drive

Contact Seller : 1-855-799-4477


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$5,495

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2001 Lexus RX 300 Luxury
 

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$1,200

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2005 Volkswagen Golf TDi – Diesel – Certified & E-Tested
 

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