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2010 Chevrolet Aveo 5- Hatchback. WOW Just 42K!! ONLY
 

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2007 Ford Focus SES Hatchback
 

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2007 Ford Focus SES Hatchback

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2004 Chrysler Sebring LXi CONVERTIBLE. 4 Brand New Tires!
 

$5,450

2004 Chrysler Sebring LXi CONVERTIBLE. 4 Brand New Tires!

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2005 Mini Cooper Convertible
 

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2005 Mini Cooper Convertible

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2005 Volkswagen Golf TDi – Diesel – Certified & E-Tested
 

$5,999

2005 Volkswagen Golf TDi – Diesel – Certified & E-Tested

Mechanical Equipment 1.9L SOHC EFI I4 turbo-diesel engine 15" x 6" steel wheels w/full wheel covers 55 litre fuel tank 5-speed automatic transm...

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2006 Chrysler Sebring Conv TOP IS LIKE NEW
 

$6,985

2006 Chrysler Sebring Conv TOP IS LIKE NEW

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2006 Lincoln Zephyr LOOKS LIKE NEW
 

$8,950

2006 Lincoln Zephyr LOOKS LIKE NEW

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2007 Ford Focus SES Hatchback
 

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2007 Ford Focus SES Hatchback

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2004 Infiniti g35 coupe
 

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2004 Infiniti g35 coupe

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1996 Chevrolet Corvette Collectors edition LT-4 mint condition
 

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1996 Chevrolet Corvette Collectors edition LT-4 mint condition

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2011 MINI COOPER Classic Limited Edition
 

$14,900

2011 MINI COOPER Classic Limited Edition

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2008 MINI Mini Cooper S S Hatchback
 

$12,500

2008 MINI Mini Cooper S S Hatchback

Immaculate condition Mini Cooper S with all the right options and only 102,000 km. Equipped with rare Limited Slip Differential, great for summer performance and win...

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1986 Porsche 911 Carrera Targa
 

$37500

1986 Porsche 911 Carrera Targa

This 1986 Porsche Carrera Targa is finished in Guards Red with special order Champagne leather sport seats. A California car, it has no rust or corrosion. Originall...

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2010 Kia Forte Koup EX
 

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2010 Kia Forte Koup EX

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2008 Mazda CX-7 GS only 9995
 

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2008 Mazda CX-7 GS only 9995

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2010 Chevrolet Aveo 5- Hatchback. WOW Just 42K!! ONLY

| | September 22, 2014

Make Chevrolet
Model Aveo
Kilometers 40000
Body Type Hatchback
Transmission Manual
Colour Red
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)

Contact Seller : (705) 458-9970


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2007 Ford Focus SES Hatchback

| | September 22, 2014

Make Ford
Model Focus
Kilometers 122000
Body Type Hatchback
Transmission Manual
Colour Grey
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline

Contact Sellerf : 705-795-4671


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2004 Chrysler Sebring LXi CONVERTIBLE. 4 Brand New Tires!

| | September 22, 2014

Make Chrysler
Model Sebring
Kilometers 160000
Body Type Convertible
Transmission Automatic
Colour Burgundy
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)

Contact Seller : (705) 458-9970


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2005 Mini Cooper Convertible

| | September 22, 2014

Make MINI
Model Mini Cooper
Kilometers 110225
Body Type Convertible
Transmission Manual
Colour Orange
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline

Contact Seller : 05-309-1019


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2005 Volkswagen Golf TDi – Diesel – Certified & E-Tested

| | September 22, 2014

Mechanical Equipment

1.9L SOHC EFI I4 turbo-diesel engine
15″ x 6″ steel wheels w/full wheel covers
55 litre fuel tank
5-speed automatic transmission w/OD & Tiptronic
70-amp alternator
80 amp/hr battery
Engine braking assist (EBA)
Floor-mounted kick-down switch
Front wheel drive
Front/rear coil springs/telescopic gas shock absorbers/stabilizer bars

Interior Equipment

(2) folding keys w/radio-frequency remote transmitter
(2) front/(2) rear passenger assist handles
(2) front/(2) rear reading lights
(4) rear tie-down hooks
60/40 split folding rear seat w/(3) height-adjustable headrests
Air conditioning
Anti-theft audible/visible vehicle alarm system
Blue backlit instrumentation-inc: speedometer, tachometer, odometer, trip odometer, temp/fuel gauges, warning lights, digital clock
Brake wear indicator
CD changer preparation w/wiring harness & mounting shelf

Exterior Equipment

Body-colour body-side mouldings
Body-colour bumpers w/black lower section
Body-colour door handles
Body-colour grille
Body-colour pwr heated mirrors
Side blinker lights
Tinted green glass

Safety Equipment

3-point front/rear seat belts w/emergency locking retractors, front seat pretensioners, load limiters, rear outboard height adjusters
Anti-intrusion side-impact door beams
Child safety rear door locks
Collapsible steering column
Driver/front passenger front airbags w/passenger sensing system
Driver/front passenger side-impact airbags
Dual-tone horn
Engine braking assist (EBA)
Rear child seat tether anchors (LATCH)

Contact Seller : 1-(855)-971-3234


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2006 Chrysler Sebring Conv TOP IS LIKE NEW

| | September 22, 2014

PRICE INCLUDES ADVANTAGE PACKAGE
HST AND LICENSING EXTRA
Mechanical Equipment

120-amp alternator
16″ x 6.5″ aluminum wheels
2.7L MPI DOHC 24-valve V6 engine
510-amp maintenance-free battery
61 litre fuel tank
Battery heater
Brake/park interlock
Compact spare tire
Engine block heater
Front stabilizer bar

Interior Equipment

Air conditioning
AM/FM stereo w/CD player-inc: changer controls, (6) speakers
Auxiliary 12V pwr outlet
Colour keyed instrument panel bezel
Cruise control
Dual illuminated visor vanity mirrors
Fixed-mast antenna
Front/rear floor mats
Full floor carpeting
Full-length floor centre console w/cupholders

Exterior Equipment

Body colour bodyside wide moulding
Body colour door handles
Body-colour front/rear fascias
Dark gray grille
Dual pwr exterior mirrors
Front license plate bracket
Front/rear solar control glass
Headlamp-off time delay
Tinted glass windows
Variable intermittent windshield wipers

Safety Equipment

3-point seat belts in all seating positions
Brake/park interlock
Child seat anchor system (LATCH)
Child seat upper tether anchors
Driver/front passenger Next Generation multistage air bags
Inside emergency trunklid release
Single low note horn

Contact Seller : 705-797-1100


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2006 Lincoln Zephyr LOOKS LIKE NEW

| | September 22, 2014

PRICE INCLUDES ADVANTAGE PACKAGE
HST AND LICENSING EXTRA
Mechanical Equipment

150-amp alternator
3.0L DOHC 4V V6 Duratec engine
4-wheel independent suspension w/front/rear stabilizer bars
66.2 litre fuel tank
Dual exhaust system w/chrome tips
Front wheel drive
Low maintenance 60-amp/hr battery w/battery saver
Pwr 4-wheel ventilated disc brakes
Pwr rack and pinion steering
T145/80D16 mini-spare tire w/steel wheel

Interior Equipment

Analog clock
Delayed accessory pwr shut-off
Dual-zone Electronic Automatic Temperature Control (EATC)
Front/rear floor mats
HomeLink Wireless Garage Door Control System
Illuminated visor vanity mirrors
Instrument cluster-inc: message centre, tachometer, turn signal outage, low oil pressure, fuel cap, door/decklid/hood ajar
Leather-wrapped shift knob
Overhead console w/sunglass holder, front dome lamp w/maplights
Pwr windows-inc: driver/front passenger one-touch up/down, global open/close with key

Exterior Equipment

Body colour bumpers
Body-coloured door handles
Chrome grille
Front fog lamps
LED tail lamps
Quad headlamps w/Autolamp on/off delay control
Rear window defroster
Solar tinted glass
Speed sensitive interval wipers

Safety Equipment

1st/2nd row side impact air curtains
Driver & front passenger side impact air bags
Dual stage driver & front passenger airbags w/occupant classification system
Lower Anchors and Tethers for Children (LATCH) system for child safety seats
Personal Safety System-inc: seat belt pretensioners, load-limiting retracters, driver seat positioning system, crash severity sensing
Rear door child safety locks
Side Impact Protection System

Contact Seller : 705-797-1100


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2007 Ford Focus SES Hatchback

| | September 22, 2014

Make Ford
Model Focus
Kilometers 122000
Body Type Hatchback
Transmission Manual
Colour Grey
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline

Contact Seller : 705-795-4671


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2004 Infiniti g35 coupe

| | September 17, 2014

Make Infiniti
Model G35
Kilometers 220000
Body Type Coupe (2 door)
Transmission Automatic
Colour Silver
Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline
Contact Seller : 9055414250


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1996 Chevrolet Corvette Collectors edition LT-4 mint condition

| | September 17, 2014

Make Chevrolet
Model Corvette
Kilometers 117000
Body Type Coupe (2 door)
Transmission Manual
Colour Silver
Drivetrain Rear-wheel drive (RWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline

Contact Seller : 9055183715


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2011 MINI COOPER Classic Limited Edition

| | September 17, 2014

Make MINI
Model Other
Kilometers 59114
Body Type Hatchback
Transmission Manual
Colour White
Stock # FM14039-1

Contact Seller : (705) 797-4200


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2008 MINI Mini Cooper S S Hatchback

| | September 17, 2014

Immaculate condition Mini Cooper S with all the right options and only 102,000 km. Equipped with rare Limited Slip Differential, great for summer performance and winter weather! Exterior is Sparkling Silver (Champagne) metallic with contrasting black roof and mirrors. Premium Rosewood (Orange) leather Lounge interior with piano black trim, mood lighting, and Anthracite roofliner. Comfort, Sport, and Chrome Line packages. Babied by original owner and well maintained proactively by MINI dealership since day 1 (have all service documents). Being sold by original owner certified, emission tested, and no accidents. Includes:

S version – with 1.6L 172 hp engine and Sport button

Comfort Package – Glass panoramic sunroof, heated seats front, lounge seats upgrade, cold air conditioner

Sport Package – Sport suspension, 17” Crown MINI spoke wheels with all season run flat tires, set of four 16”alloy winter wheels with winter run flat tires

Safety features – Automatic Stability Control and Traction Control, Dynamic Stability Control, Cornering Brake Control, ABS brakes; hill assist, front, side, and Curtain airbags, Fog lights front and back, Anti-theft immobilizer, protective film on hood and headlights, cargo security cover, space saver spare tire.

Convenience features – Stop/Start button, Trip computer, Cruise Control, AM/FM Stereo and CD Player, Ipod audio jack, Heated Power Mirrors, Tilt and telescoping Power Steering, Power Windows, Power Door Locks, Auto on/off Bi-Xenon Headlights, Auxillary 12V outlet and light in hatchback, removable lockable roof rack with surfboard attachment, summer and winter floor mats

Contact Seller : 705-791-7797


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1986 Porsche 911 Carrera Targa

| | September 16, 2014

This 1986 Porsche Carrera Targa is finished in Guards Red with special order Champagne leather sport seats. A California car, it has no rust or corrosion.
Originally this 911 had a MSRP $41,872.

Always meticulously maintained to the highest standards, it recently had a top end rebuild. It also had a recent clutch replacement in 2012. This car runs and drives as it should. It’s tight, smooth, fast, and shifts beautifully.

Factory Options include:

Heated Seat Left

Heated Seat Right

Central Locking

Electric Sport Seats

Forged Alloy Wheels

CD Shelf Center Console

Cruise Control

Sport Shocks

Alarm System

The paint is believed to be all original. It has a consistent, excellent finish and the body is extremely straight. It’s fit and finish is excellent and everything fits as it should. This Carrera is unmolested and original with the exception of the radio. A modern Blaupunkt has been installed. The original radio does come with the car.

The condition of the car clearly reflects the care and that it has been owned by a Porsche enthusiast. Interior is in excellent condition. There are no cracks in the dash and no warping. The doors panels are beautiful and there are no cracks on the tops of the doors and the door pockets line up perfectly. Upon opening the door, it is truly impressive inside.

Everything in this 911 operates as it should. All of the gauges are perfectly clear. The clock works and is accurate. Even the Air Conditioning is cold and the fan blows hard.

The carpeting is excellent and looks like new. The floormats of course show some wear but are easily replaced at the new owners discression.

The Targa top is also equally impressive. The headliner is perfect, no sagging and has the correct lines in it. The outer skin of the Targa top is also excellent. It’s one of the finest we have ever seen. Targa headliner. Leather is not dried.

As expected, matching tires front and rear are installed. The factory Fuchs’s with painted center caps are close to perfect.

Overall, this is an excellent example of a classic 3.2 liter Targa in stock condition. It comes with original books, keys, radio, Targa tools, Floormats, Spare tire, tools, and extensive service records.

As expected, this Porsche has a clean fax. We are happy to send it and the available service records upon request.

All of our photos are posted on our facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/pedigreemotorcars. At Pedigree, we show cars by appointment only. Contact us for your private showing.


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2010 Kia Forte Koup EX

| | September 12, 2014

PRICE INCLUDES ADVANTAGE PACKAGE
HST AND LICENSING EXTRA
Mechanical Equipment

110-amp alternator
2.0L DOHC MPI CVVT I4 engine
48 amp/hr battery w/battery saver
4-speed Steptronic automatic transmission w/OD
Coupled torsion beam rear suspension
Front stabilizer bar
Front wheel drive
Independent McPherson strut front suspension
Pwr rack & pinion steering
Towing & lashing hook

Interior Equipment

3-spoke tilt/telescopic steering wheel w/audio & cruise control
60/40 split folding rear seat -inc: height adjustable headrests
Air conditioning
Air filter
Driver seatbelt reminder
Front centre console w/storage -inc: (2) cupholders, (2) pwr outlets
Front/rear floor mats
Instrumentation -inc: tachometer, Eco-Minder indicator
Pwr windows w/driver side auto down
Rear window defroster

Exterior Equipment

16″ alloy wheels
Body-coloured bumpers
Body-coloured heated pwr mirrors w/integrated turn signals
Chrome door handles
Clear-lens headlights
Front variable intermittent windshield wipers w/de-icer
Front/rear mud guards
Grille w/black surround
P205/55R16 tires
Temporary spare tire

Safety Equipment

4-wheel anti-lock brakes
Dual front impact airbags -inc: passenger switch
Electronic stability control w/traction control
Front 3-point height adjustable ELR seat belts w/pretensioners
Front seat side-impact airbags
Impact-sensing door unlock
Lower anchors & tethers for children (LATCH)
Rear 3-point ELR seat belts
Side curtain airbags

Entertainment Equipment

AM/FM stereo w/CD/MP3 player -inc: aux input jack, USB port, (6) speakers
Bluetooth hands-free link
Roof-mounted micro antenna

Contact Seller : 705-797-1100


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2008 Mazda CX-7 GS only 9995

| | September 11, 2014

Optional Equipment

Air Conditioning
Alloy Wheels
Anti-Lock Brakes (ABS)
CD Player
Driver Side Airbag
Fog Lights
Intermittent Wipers
Keyless Entry
Power Mirrors
Power Seat
Power Steering
Power Windows
Side Impact Airbag
Tilt Steering
Sunroof
Cruise Control
Heated Seats
Leather Interior
Split Folding Rear Seats
Passenger Airbag
Auto On/Off Headlamps
Auxiliary 12v Outlet
Child-Safety Locks
Cup Holder
Daytime Running Lights
Digital Clock
Halogen Headlamps
Map Lights
Power-Assist Disc Brakes
Privacy Glass
Rear Window Defogger
Rear Window Wiper
Reclining Seats
Tinted Windows
All Wheel Drive
Power Door Locks
Traction Control System

Contact Seller : (705) 792-9000


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